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Morpheus Being
@MorpheusB@aus.social  路  activity timestamp 2 days ago

#Joke #Humour from Reddit

Plumbing

"A math professor, Dave, has a problem with his sink, so he calls a plumber...

The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "How can you charge this much? This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyway.

The plumber tells him, "Hey, we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make sure you say you only made it to 6th grade; they don't like educated people."

The professor takes him up on the offer and becomes a plumber. His salary triples, and he doesn't have to work nearly as hard. But the company makes an announcement that all of their plumbers must get a 7th-grade education. So they all go to night school.

On the first day of night school, they all attend math class. The teacher wants to gauge the class, so he asks Dave, "What is the formula for the area of a circle?"

Dave walks up to the board and is about to write the formula when he realises he has forgotten it. So he begins to attempt to derive the formula, filling the board with complicated mathematics. He ends up figuring out it is negative pi times radius squared. He thinks the minus doesn't belong, so he starts over, but again he comes up with the same equation. After staring at the board for a minute, he looks out at the other plumbers and sees that they are all whispering,

"Switch the limits on the integral!""

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@Sheep_Overboard@infosec.exchange  路  activity timestamp 3 days ago

The Daily Show occasionally has either of two old dudes on. Nick Offerman and Lewis Black. My favs. Lewis here is on about GenZ going all retro, bringing back flip phones, vinyl, cigarettes, and even measles!!
#Humour #Humor
https://youtu.be/EpEACrdU-Kg

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Absolute Memery 馃幁
@AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net  路  activity timestamp 4 days ago

#Windows vs #Mac vs #Linux.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

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Absolute Memery 馃幁
@AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net  路  activity timestamp 4 days ago

#Windows vs #Mac vs #Linux.

#Meme #Memes #Humour #Humor

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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  路  activity timestamp 6 days ago

Bonus #Joke
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago, and it actually fit. I'm so proud of myself!

It was a scarf. But still... Let's be positive here.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Snowman #Snowmen #Snow #Scarf #WeightLoss #Dieting

Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body. 

The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."
Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body. The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."
Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body. The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."
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AnneTheWriter
@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com  路  activity timestamp 6 days ago

Bonus #Joke
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago, and it actually fit. I'm so proud of myself!

It was a scarf. But still... Let's be positive here.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Snowman #Snowmen #Snow #Scarf #WeightLoss #Dieting

Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body. 

The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."
Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body. The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."
Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body. The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."
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