Ok, fuck this. I’ve burned several precious leisure hours and I’m no further than I was yesterday WRT getting HTTPS working.
Self-signed certificates don’t seem to work, and I’m not the only one saying that. But the answer is apparently to install even more software that potentially has worse security implications and I’m just not going to do that.
Also, the mobile web version doesn't work at all outside of my home network. Might be related to HTTPS, might not be.
I learned the keyboard shortcuts for copying and pasting in the Linux terminal, so I guess that’s useful?